#20 The Tax Man
Judging by this man’s outfit and cheesy smile, he looks like he may be the type of person who would sell you a used car, or do your taxes, or maybe just suck out your soul and haunt your nightmares for the rest of your life.
#19 Buyer’s Remorse
When 18-Year Old Kimberley Vlaeminck got a tattoo of 56 stars on her face, she claimed that she only asked for 3 stars and sued the tattoo artist for adding 53 more stars after she fell asleep under the needle. After fielding some tough questions like, “How do you fall asleep while someone is tattooing your face?” She confessed that she was actually awake and had indeed asked for all 56 stars . . .
#18 The Lost Blues Brother
Okay, I gotta admit, this guy actually looks pretty cool with his Ray Bans and sharp haircut. You have to give props to anyone who can get a horrifying face tattoo and still look so handsome.[Via:]
#17 Looks Can Be Deceiving
Don’t judge a book by it’s cover. For example, I bet you think this guy is some kind of criminal hoodlum. Well, ok, he did shoot a police officer with a handgun, but he’s really a nice, sensitive guy. And ladies, he’s single![Via:]
#16 So what are your hobbies?
Well, in a way it’s good when people label themselves clearly so you don’t have to guess what their horrible, crippling character flaws are. Thanks Mr. Crazy-Eyes, we’ll hold onto your resume and call you if a position becomes available.[Via:]
#15 No Mercy
This guy looks tough as nails. You know what else is tough? A little star trail. I’m sure right about now this man’s parents are asking for mercy.[Via:]
#14 Romney 2012
This guy is a wrestler from Indiana who was paid $15,000 to get a Romney tattoo on his face. He thinks the “stigma against the Republican party” will work to his advantage as a “bad guy” character in wrestling. What’s more, this tattoo was a result of an eBay auction. So, no real NEED to make a joke here, this stuff writes itself.[Via:]
#13 Property of Jolene
I’m guessing amongst Jolene’s property you will also find a mobile home and a restraining order and a baby. Well, I really hope Jolene doesn’t have a baby.[Via:]
#12 Eloquence
We’ve censored this to protect the innocent, but, as you can clearly see the buck stops with this guy. His no-nonsense approach and nonchalance are both admirable, and we look forward to his contributions both to society, and humanity, in the future.[Via:]
#11 Catman Begins
I’m truly at a loss for words here. This person has successfully transformed him or herself into a cat, and also ruined their chance of ever seeking gainful employment. Good thing Fancy Feast is cheap.[Via:]
#10 Rock n Roll Mustache
This guy has kind of a zombie Elvis thing going. In case you were wondering, his face will let you know that he is an American who loves Rock and Roll. In case you were wondering, he is also single and unemployed.[Via:]
#9 I’m Sure His Family is Stoked
What what what? This picture makes zero sense. The hipster mustache trend was annoying enough, then there were tattoos of mustaches on fingers, and now this.[Via:]
#8 Sports Fan
Life can be difficult and even mundane at times, so it’s good to have something to cling to, a passion to keep you going. And tattoo it all over your head in case you forget which team you like.[Via:]
#7 Hillbilly-Chic
Trendy one-liners are always good fodder for face tats. Wonder how someone with such outstanding judgement could have ended up on the wrong side of the law?[Via:]
#6 No. 1 Fan
Well by now we’re all familiar with this photos, and given the others in the list we can still say it’s one of the worst based on size, content, and placement. Good job, we’re sure Drake is super-flattered.[Via:]
#5 The Devil Made Me Do It
Well this is pretty bad. But one could argue that the tattoos are not the worst thing on his face, and that’s a shame in and of itself. Though the mark of the beast is always a questionable decision at best.[Via:]
#4 Future Therapy
The circle of life is so beautiful and inspiring. The same cannot be said for that circle on your face, girl. The look on the baby’s face is also priceless, “THIS is my mom?!”[Via:]
#3 Stamped Out
Looking into this man’s eyes you can see one thousand miles of sadness. The ostracizing tattoo on his forehead only adds to the bleakness. I need to go look at some lolcatz now.[Via:]
#2 State Pride
And we’re sure Florida is very proud to be on your face. Can’t decide if that tattoo or the arrest is the biggest mistake this kid has made, I couldn’t find the charge. It’s Florida though, so I’m sure it was something weird.[Via:]
#1 Poor Hello Kitty
We love hello kitty. But when you pair hello kitty with doll-part hair accessories and various other crimes against skin art, we’re going to have to object. [Via:]
Worst Face Tattoos Ever
