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Sunday, March 31, 2013

The Manliest Meme of All Time

#15 Celebrate


Like a man — Ron Swanson style.657faf98b271eae364fba253319c719e


#14 Step on it


We shudder to think what his car looks like.


#13 Drunk all day


Except it doesn’t put him to sleep.


#12 Optional coat


Not so optional in his book.


#11 At the hospital


Well said, Hemingway.


#10 How do I look?


His manliness defies etiquette.


#9 Double order


Tackle dinner, tackle life.


#8 Low maintenance


Just scratch it off.


#7 Pass the butter


Just another meal at his table.


#6 For the ladies


Interested in a bubble bath?


#5 Pefect host


It’s good for circulation, he says.


#4 A true militia


Here comes the mass destruction.


#3 All in the family


Not a surprise, really.


#2 First date


With himself.


#1 Fashion advice


Bare is key to looking manly.



The Manliest Meme of All Time

Monday, March 25, 2013

Relationship

When Bill and Hillary first got married Bill said, “I am putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it.”relationships


In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked. On the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got the best of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In the box were 3 empty beer cans and $81,874.25 in cash.

She closed the box and put it back under the bed. Now that she knew what was in the box, she was doubly curious as to why there even was such a box with such contents. That evening, they were out for a special anniversary dinner.


After dinner, Hillary could no longer contain her curiosity and she confessed, saying, “I am so sorry, Bill. For all these years, I kept my promise and never looked into the box under our bed. However, today the temptation was too much and I gave in. But now I need to know, why do you keep the 3 beer cans in the box?”


Bill thought for a while and said, “I guess after all these years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you, I put an empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again.”


Hillary was shocked, but said, “Hmmm, Jennifer, Paula and Monica. I am very disappointed and saddened by your behavior. However, since you are addicted to s*x I guess it does happen and I guess 3 times is not that bad considering your problem.”


Bill thanked her for being so understanding. They hugged and made their peace. A little while later Hillary asked Bill, “So why do you have all that money in the box?”


Bill answered: “Well, whenever the box filled up with empty cans, I took them to the recycling center and redeemed them for cash.”



Relationship