Worst Face Tattoos Ever

#20 The Tax Man

Judging by this man’s outfit and cheesy smile, he looks like he may be the type of person who would sell you a used car, or do your taxes, or maybe just suck out your soul and haunt your nightmares for the rest of your life.

#19 Buyer’s Remorse

When 18-Year Old Kimberley Vlaeminck got a tattoo of 56 stars on her face, she claimed that she only asked for 3 stars and sued the tattoo artist for adding 53 more stars after she fell asleep under the needle. After fielding some tough questions like, “How do you fall asleep while someone is tattooing your face?” She confessed that she was actually awake and had indeed asked for all 56 stars . . .

#18 The Lost Blues Brother

Okay, I gotta admit, this guy actually looks pretty cool with his Ray Bans and sharp haircut. You have to give props to anyone who can get a horrifying face tattoo and still look so handsome.[Via:]

#17 Looks Can Be Deceiving

Don’t judge a book by it’s cover. For example, I bet you think this guy is some kind of criminal hoodlum. Well, ok, he did shoot a police officer with a handgun, but he’s really a nice, sensitive guy. And ladies, he’s single![Via:]

#16 So what are your hobbies?

Well, in a way it’s good when people label themselves clearly so you don’t have to guess what their horrible, crippling character flaws are. Thanks Mr. Crazy-Eyes, we’ll hold onto your resume and call you if a position becomes available.[Via:]

#15 No Mercy

This guy looks tough as nails. You know what else is tough? A little star trail. I’m sure right about now this man’s parents are asking for mercy.[Via:]

#14 Romney 2012

This guy is a wrestler from Indiana who was paid $15,000 to get a Romney tattoo on his face. He thinks the “stigma against the Republican party” will work to his advantage as a “bad guy” character in wrestling. What’s more, this tattoo was a result of an eBay auction. So, no real NEED to make a joke here, this stuff writes itself.[Via:]

#13 Property of Jolene

I’m guessing amongst Jolene’s property you will also find a mobile home and a restraining order and a baby. Well, I really hope Jolene doesn’t have a baby.[Via:]

#12 Eloquence

We’ve censored this to protect the innocent, but, as you can clearly see the buck stops with this guy. His no-nonsense approach and nonchalance are both admirable, and we look forward to his contributions both to society, and humanity, in the future.[Via:]

#11 Catman Begins

I’m truly at a loss for words here. This person has successfully transformed him or herself into a cat, and also ruined their chance of ever seeking gainful employment. Good thing Fancy Feast is cheap.[Via:]

#10 Rock n Roll Mustache

This guy has kind of a zombie Elvis thing going. In case you were wondering, his face will let you know that he is an American who loves Rock and Roll. In case you were wondering, he is also single and unemployed.[Via:]

#9 I’m Sure His Family is Stoked

What what what? This picture makes zero sense. The hipster mustache trend was annoying enough, then there were tattoos of mustaches on fingers, and now this.[Via:]

#8 Sports Fan

Life can be difficult and even mundane at times, so it’s good to have something to cling to, a passion to keep you going. And tattoo it all over your head in case you forget which team you like.[Via:]

#7 Hillbilly-Chic

Trendy one-liners are always good fodder for face tats. Wonder how someone with such outstanding judgement could have ended up on the wrong side of the law?[Via:]

#6 No. 1 Fan

Well by now we’re all familiar with this photos, and given the others in the list we can still say it’s one of the worst based on size, content, and placement. Good job, we’re sure Drake is super-flattered.[Via:]

#5 The Devil Made Me Do It

Well this is pretty bad. But one could argue that the tattoos are not the worst thing on his face, and that’s a shame in and of itself. Though the mark of the beast is always a questionable decision at best.[Via:]

#4 Future Therapy

The circle of life is so beautiful and inspiring. The same cannot be said for that circle on your face, girl. The look on the baby’s face is also priceless, “THIS is my mom?!”[Via:]

#3 Stamped Out

Looking into this man’s eyes you can see one thousand miles of sadness. The ostracizing tattoo on his forehead only adds to the bleakness. I need to go look at some lolcatz now.[Via:]

#2 State Pride

And we’re sure Florida is very proud to be on your face. Can’t decide if that tattoo or the arrest is the biggest mistake this kid has made, I couldn’t find the charge. It’s Florida though, so I’m sure it was something weird.[Via:]

#1 Poor Hello Kitty

We love hello kitty. But when you pair hello kitty with doll-part hair accessories and various other crimes against skin art, we’re going to have to object. [Via:]

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Top 10 Reasons The Moon Landings Could Be A Hoax

The results of recent surveys have shown that roughly 20% of Americans still believe, to this day, that the U.S. never really did make it to the moon. Conspiracy theorists even came up with the theory that the first ever moon landing was faked by the U.S. government as a way to claim victory in the space race against Russia. Of course they had to come up several reasons to support the claim and the following are just 10 of the many reasons why.

10. The Waving Flag

When the first moon landing was broadcasted on live television, it was obvious how the American flag seemed to be waving and fluttering as astronauts, Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong, planted it. This wouldn’t have been such an issue except for the fact that there is no air in the moon’s atmosphere and therefore no wind whatsoever to cause such an effect on the flag.

9. Lack of Impact Crater

The next claim puts forth the notion that there should be a blast crater underneath the lunar module, as a way of its marking its landing, but there were clearly none; no crater was visible both on video footage and photographs of the landings. Even the fine lunar dust covering the moon’s surface didn’t seem to have been displaced.

8. Multiple Light Sources

The moon only has one strong light source and that happens to be the sun which is why it’s common sense that all shadows in videos or photographs of the moon landings should run parallel to each other. This wasn’t the case, however, and shadows appeared to be falling in different directions suggesting that there might have been multiple light sources – like that on a film set instead of the moon.

7. The Van Allen Radiation Belt

The Van Allen radiation belt surrounds the Earth and is held in practically the same place by the Earth’s magnetic field. It is said that astronauts have to pass through this belt to get to the moon. The catch here, however, is that the belt contains high levels of radiation which could have fried the astronauts, with their not-quite-so-advanced protective layers and coatings, as they made their way to the moon.

6. The Unexplained Object

As seen in the above photograph from the Apollo 12 mission, conspiracy theorists were quick to spot a mysterious object in the reflection of the astronaut’s helmet which bore a very similar resemblance to an overhead spotlight common in film studios. But given the poor quality of the photograph, it’s hard to say if the speculation stands to be true or otherwise.

5. Slow-Motion Walking and Hidden Cables 

Another claim that suggests the moon landings are nothing more than a hoax is that slow-motion walking due to the low-gravity conditions on the moon had been mimicked by the astronauts – if you happen to take footage of the moon landings and increase the speed by 2.5x, you’ll see that the astronauts appear to be moving at a speed just like on Earth. The impressive jump height, on the other hand, was attributed to hidden cables and wires.

4. Lack of Stars

This particular argument is pretty convincing since there is after all no clouds on the moon which means stars are extremely visible and much brighter on the moon than through the filter of the Earth’s atmosphere. In photographic and video evidence – even those that were of high quality – no stars could be spotted.

3. The “C” Rock

The photo of the “C” rock – a rock which appears to have the letter “C” engraved into it – is one of the more famous photos from the moon landings. Because the letter appears to be pretty much symmetrical, many conspiracy theorists believed that it could not have been a product of some natural occurrence and that the rock may very well be a prop with the letter “C” as a marker.

2. The Layered Cross-Hairs

There is nothing unusual about cross-hairs and them appearing in photos of the moon landings because the cameras used by the astronauts made use of these cross-hairs as a guide when it came to scaling and direction. What made it unusual was that in some photos, the cross-hairs appeared behind some of the objects in that scene which suggested that the photos had been edited or retouched after they were taken.

1. The Duplicate Backdrop 

The two photos on the top, even though taken miles apart, clearly have identical backdrops; as shown in the third photograph at the bottom. Hardcore conspiracy theorists believed that NASA may have simply made use of the same background even when filming different scenes of the moon landings.

Source: gizmocrazed.com

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