Video: Battle for Your Dream Mustang Winner #3

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When Ford launched the 2013 Mustang online customizer back in June, they announced that they would be giving away Mustangs to four lucky owners exactly how they designed them online. The third and latest customized Mustang has now been spoken for, going to Michael Corley, a police officer from Lawrenceburg, Kentucky.

How Ford delivered Corley’s custom Mustang is a story in itself, with the town’s police chief, Chris Atkins, playing a part. Both he and Corley were supposed to be going to “test ddrive new police pursuit vehicles” when a call comes in about a possible stolen Mustang. When Corley sees the car and pulls it over…well, you can probably imagine the rest.
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You can watch the third “Battle for Your Dream Mustang” winner get his car in the video below, and head over to the 2013 Mustang customizer to try and win your own.

Via:http://mustangsdaily.com

Video: Battle for Your Dream Mustang Winner #3

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Fried eggs for her husband

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

Suddenly, her husband came into the kitchen.

“Careful,” he said, “CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them!

TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?

They’re going 2 STICK! Careful.. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!

You NEVER listen to me when you’re cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind?

Don’t forget to salt them. You know you always forget that. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!”

The wife stared at him. “What is wrong with you? You think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?”

The husband calmly replied, “I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving.”

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Unbelievably Painful-Looking Body Piercings

#15 Fore-Real?

These forehead piercings look like they were installed with a nail gun. How do you sleep in those things?

#14 Wolverine

It takes a special someone to conceive of a piercing that’s just as painful for themselves as it must be for their friends. [Via:]

#13 Touche Internet, Touche

Before seeing this row of painful piercings we didn’t even know that “lime tree trapped in a man’s body” was a thing. And apparently this is the surgery you get for it. [Via:]

#12 Pedal On

Yes ladies and gentlemen, that is a bicycle pierced through that guy’s face. I don’t know whether to start with “how” or “why”. [Via:]

#11 Don’t Touch Me

Did you know that your fingertips are some of the most sensitive nerve-dense parts of your body? [Via:]

#10 Be Still

If this person makes one false move everyone watching is going to pass out. [Via:]

#9 Uvul-ugh

It’s hard to look at this without activating your gag reflex. We bet that piercer has seen more than one plate of cookies tossed. [Via:]

#8 Eye, Eye, Eye

If a particle of dust in your eye can make you blink and weep like a nutter what must an eyelid piercing feel like…every time you blink? [Via:]

#7 Headache

We don’t know exactly how you get those piercings in but we bet it involves a general anesthetic. [Via:]

#6 Smelly

These piercings aren’t what look terribly painful. It’s that cold, dry, burning sinus sensation this guy’s got to feel with every breath. [Via:]

#5 Tongue

Did you know that the tongue consists of eight muscles that are all very strong for their size? Did you also know that the tongue feels pain? Horrible lisping pain. [Via:]

#4 Ribbons

What if one of them snags? What if one of them snags?! [Via:]

#3 So Many…

When we were kids we used to count bottles of beer on the wall when we were bored. If counting piercings is the new version of that we’re going to go find something to do. [Via:]

#2 Busy

Which one of these painful-looking piercings do you think hurt the most? My bet is on all of them — every single one. [Via:]

#1 I Can’t Understand You

I didn’t even know you could pierce that. By the way, that little strip of skin is called the frenulum linguae and it’s extra hard to pronounce when you put a metal spike through it. [Via:]

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Shark Submarine

If you liked our previously featured Killer Whale Submarine, you’re going to absolutely love this Seabreacher Shark Submarine.

Don’t let the word submarine fool you. This water vessel has been packed with a 260 horsepower supercharged 4 stroke engine that allows the shark submarine to reach speeds of up to 25 miles per hour under water, and a blazing 50 miles per hour while riding along the surface. In order to help the driver navigate, Seabreacher has outfitted the vehicle with a snorkel mounted camera that will transmit live video right to the LCD screens located inside the submarine. Other conveniences include a built in GPS navigation and who wants to cruise through the ocean without some music blasting from the integrated iPod stereo system? See the video of this thing in action below.[Via:]

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Epic wife

A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband although very much in love, couldn’t wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies.

So, he said to his new wife, ‘Honey, I’ll be right back.’

‘Where are you going, Coochy Coo?’ asked the wife.

‘I’m going to the bar, Pretty Face,’ he answered. I’m going to have a beer.’

The wife said, ‘You want a beer, my love?’ She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc

The husband didn’t know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, ‘Yes, Lollipop… but at the ba r. .. You know…they have frozen glasses… ‘

He didn’t get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, ‘You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?’ She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, ‘Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d’oeuvres that are really delicious… I won’t be long. I’ll be right back. I promise. OK?’

‘You want hors d’oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?’ She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d’oeuvres: chicken ! wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, and little quiches.

‘But my sweet honey… at the bar…. you know there’s swearing, dirty words and all that…’

‘You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? LISTEN UP CHICKEN SH.IT! SIT YOUR AS.S DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS D’OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED AS.S ISN’T GOING TO A DAMNED BAR! THAT SHIT IS OVER, GOT IT, JACKA.SS?’

source:  www.http://www.searchquotes.com/search/Adult_Humor/

Epic wife

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