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Monday, April 15, 2013

Good excuse

A guy bought a new Mercedes and was out on highway 2 for a nice evening drive. the top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up.


As the needle jumped up to 140Km/h he suddenly saw red and blue flashing lights behind him. “There’s no way they can catch a Mercedes, “he thought to himself and opened her up further. the needle hit 150,160…


Then the reality of the situation hit him. ” what in the world am I doing?” he thought and pulled over. The cop came up to him took his license without a word and examined it and the car.”


It’s been a long day,”said the cop “this is the end of the shift and it’s Friday the 13th. I don’t feel like doing anymore paper work, so if can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven’t heard before, you can go.”


They guy thinks for a second and says,” last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back.”


Have a nice weekend,” said the officer



Good excuse

Monday, April 8, 2013

Best Of Wrong Number Texts

#12 Shocking news


Like “noticing” that man in the red suit really isn’t Santa Claus.. kids know?!


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#11 Not good even for “friends”


When you think about it.. sticking your “foot” in your mouth is worse than wearing a mouth full of “BRACES”!



#10 Growing up


This parent knows what “sexting” is! Good joke Mom!!



#9 Embarrassing


She’s using all the tricks in the book.. and then “surprise”!



#8 Church text


There are probably many people who text in church.. God is not one of them!



#7 Good Ending


That’s going to be an interesting visit.. nice to have a cool family.



#6 “Oh ok… Wait What?”


That’s got to be the slowest reaction we’ve seen yet! But he’s busted!



#5 He got what he asked for..


Funny Pics! What’s in that pic.. that green thing?! Maybe next time, he’ll learn not to ask random internet acquaintances for pictures.



#4 Lost in Translation


This is an example of one of the most dramatic differences between the two English languages across the pond!



#3 Bold Fib


They might be worth “following” just for the sake of their wit.. it would not be boring!



#2 New MMS app


Too much fun! We want this app!



#1 Good Excuse


“Lent” comes in handy when making up excuses especially with clandestine meetings!




Best Of Wrong Number Texts

Sunday, March 3, 2013

The Life Cycle of a Ninja

 

Good luck finding the ninja in that last one!

Well done, Master Ninja.

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The Life Cycle of a Ninja